All praise the Gnome God of black pepper jizz!
neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

bamboofoxfireproductions:

Officially probably the creepiest thing I’ve ever drawn so far XD Let’s hope it stays that way when I actually finish it~<3

bamboofoxfireproductions:

Officially probably the creepiest thing I’ve ever drawn so far XD Let’s hope it stays that way when I actually finish it~<3

This was a very helpful review of an airsoft gun on amazon

This was a very helpful review of an airsoft gun on amazon

What&#8217;s sad is someone took a picture of this to post it on the internet. No lessons were learned here

What’s sad is someone took a picture of this to post it on the internet. No lessons were learned here

super-ht:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This fucked me up more than it should have

yunarucami:

this is funny its fuckin lord farquaad in black and white SHREK MOVIE and people are reblogging it onto their sad blogs

yunarucami:

this is funny its fuckin lord farquaad in black and white SHREK MOVIE and people are reblogging it onto their sad blogs

Has anyone else ever had that feeling like your soul is leaving your body an then your heart starts racing cause it’s terrifying? Feeling that ATM

In waiting for the day EA makes battlefield 5 and multiplayer is DLC
shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP