All praise the Gnome God of black pepper jizz!

Still trying to figure out why Boba Fette is so overplayed in the StarWars community. All he did was have his jet pack malfunction and he got eaten. He really didn’t do anything

ashadowtoremember:

madhattersfutterwhacken:

greymichaela:

validatemyselfhate:

biliouskaiju:

My new favorite gif set. 

how do cats stay alive for more than three seconds

Cats are so fucking stupid I want a thousand

How come when I get a cat she’s just lazy and mean while these nigguhs get the best of the best

Cats man

morivan:

thylae:

ithinkhessupermanrg3:

cruelshelledoffbrat:

moonblossom:

d0cpr0fess0r:

tsupertsundere:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting:

tontonmichel:

The choice is yours.

This is a shit ton of bullshit and shaming. People are born with health problems and perfectly healthy people develop health problems. There isn’t always a choice.

are your eyes red, itchy, and inflamed? don’t reach for those eyedrops, just grab a fucking red pepper and shove that into your eyes instead, just fucking jam all the vegetables you can into your eyes you fucking animal just do itgo greengo green

Inject V8 directly into your veins you miserable bag of trash. Get a giant syringe full of vegetable juice and stab right through your fucking arm in a wild attempt to cure your heart condition.

Wow, and here I could have saved all the time and discomfort of fucking brain surgery by eating a leek or something. WHO KNEW?!

Shove a cucumber up your ass. Just shove it on up there. It’ll clear those sinuses of yours.

wow i could have avoided having part of my skull taken out and all the muscles in my neck sliced through if i had some lettuce? damn. and they’re teaching kids algebra these days.

i cant believe lining up carrots on my spine would have straightened it right back up that’s incredible


Do you think grinding up kale and forcing my wife to snort it would be more effective than Copaxone and Tsyabri in treating her Multiple Sclerosis, or should I go Bok Choy?

morivan:

thylae:

ithinkhessupermanrg3:

cruelshelledoffbrat:

moonblossom:

d0cpr0fess0r:

tsupertsundere:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting:

tontonmichel:

The choice is yours.

This is a shit ton of bullshit and shaming. People are born with health problems and perfectly healthy people develop health problems. There isn’t always a choice.

are your eyes red, itchy, and inflamed? don’t reach for those eyedrops, just grab a fucking red pepper and shove that into your eyes instead, just fucking jam all the vegetables you can into your eyes you fucking animal just do it
go green
go green

Inject V8 directly into your veins you miserable bag of trash. Get a giant syringe full of vegetable juice and stab right through your fucking arm in a wild attempt to cure your heart condition.

Wow, and here I could have saved all the time and discomfort of fucking brain surgery by eating a leek or something. WHO KNEW?!

Shove a cucumber up your ass. Just shove it on up there. It’ll clear those sinuses of yours.

wow i could have avoided having part of my skull taken out and all the muscles in my neck sliced through if i had some lettuce? damn. and they’re teaching kids algebra these days.

i cant believe lining up carrots on my spine would have straightened it right back up that’s incredible

Do you think grinding up kale and forcing my wife to snort it would be more effective than Copaxone and Tsyabri in treating her Multiple Sclerosis, or should I go Bok Choy?

God, popcorn sometimes…

God, popcorn sometimes…

heavenlyhybrid:

goodnight

heavenlyhybrid:

goodnight

cerebralzero:

30roundrevolution:

 Belt fed .308 MG47

love these frankenguns